Q: Will I turn into a chicken?

A: Only if you're already a closeted chicken.

Q: Will I be able to read minds without consent?

A: Only if you're already a master of the dark arts. Otherwise, it's just a fancy new feature.

Q: What if I try to telepath with a telepathy-resistant user?

A: We'll just call it a "mental firewall" situation. Don't worry, our support team is ready to... well, not help you.

Q: Are there any long-term effects?

A: Well, there might be. Or maybe not. Possibly. We're still doing research. Just, uh, just sign that waiver, okay?

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		Disclaimer: Quantum Telepathy Services is not responsible for any mental health issues caused by excessive telepathy use. Please consult a professional before signing up.