Q: Will I turn into a chicken?
A: Only if you're already a closeted chicken.
Q: Will I be able to read minds without consent?
A: Only if you're already a master of the dark arts. Otherwise, it's just a fancy new feature.
Q: What if I try to telepath with a telepathy-resistant user?
A: We'll just call it a "mental firewall" situation. Don't worry, our support team is ready to... well, not help you.
Q: Are there any long-term effects?
A: Well, there might be. Or maybe not. Possibly. We're still doing research. Just, uh, just sign that waiver, okay?
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