Other Telepathic Maladies

Because even telepaths aren't immune to weirdness

Here's a list of telepathic afflictions we can't quite explain:

Condition	Symptoms	Treatments
Unwanted Telepathic Musings	You keep thinking about the meaninglessness of life, but you just can't stop	We recommend meditation, but let's be real, it's just a bunch of nonsense
Telepathic Tourette's	You involuntarily shout 'BANANAS' in your head	We suggest earplugs, but honestly, it's just a matter of time before you start shouting 'BANANAS' out loud
Psychic Visions of Socks	You keep seeing visions of socks, and not just any socks, but the exact same ones you had as a child	We recommend therapy, but let's be real, it's just a matter of time before you start wearing them

Want to learn more about these conditions?

Check out our Treatments Page for more information on how to deal with these afflictions.

Support Groups are also available for those who just need someone to talk to.

Research Papers for the more academically inclined.