Quantum Telepathy Services

PSI Privacy Concerns

Subpage: Telepathic Support

We're not saying we're reading your mind, but...

Our quantum telepathy services come with a range of concerns regarding your privacy, which we're happy to address.

Here are a few:

  1. We can't actually read your mind, but it's not like we haven't tried.
  2. We're not using any invasive methods, but we're not promising anything.
  3. We've got a strict no-torture policy, unless you're a sentient AI.

But don't just take our word for it!

Check out our PSI Privacy Policy for the details.

We mean it, we're not kidding.

Or are we?

Maybe we're just trying to distract you while we implant a suggestion into your subconscious.

But don't worry, it's not like we're trying to control your mind or anything.

PSI Privacy Concerns
We're not using any invasive methods, or are we? We're not collecting any data, or are we? We've got a strict no-torture policy, or do we?
We promise not to. We might. We're working on it.

Or do we?

Check back later for an update on our progress.

Or don't. We won't judge you if you don't.

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Disclaimer:

Our services are not actually real, but we're not saying they're not. Maybe.

Or maybe we are. We're not really sure.

Either way, it's all just for laughs, right?