Quantum Sync Issues

Sorry, your brain waves are out of sync

Our telepathic support team is experiencing technical difficulties. We're doing our best to re-sync your brain waves with the quantum field.

Current Issues:

• Unstable quantum resonance
• Neural network overload
• Burnt-out synapses

Try rebooting your brain by performing the following exercises:

• Meditate for exactly 4 minutes and 22 seconds
• Practice your telekinetic skills by lifting a 500-pound weight 17 times
• Recite the entire script of The Big Bang Theory while staring at a wall

We'll do our best to get you re-synchronized as soon as possible. In the meantime, enjoy our Quantum Gaming page, where you can play games with your telepathic friends!