Mind Control Defense Systems

Protect yourself from the scourge of telepathy attacks with our cutting-edge defense systems.

Our Methods:

• PSI Blocker: A device that emits a powerful electromagnetic field that disrupts telepathic signals.
• Brain Bulletproof Vest: A vest that absorbs and deflects telepathic attacks with its patented "MindShield" technology.
• Counter-Mind Control: A system that broadcasts a constant stream of random thoughts to confuse and disorient telepathic agents.

We also offer a range of other services, including:

• Mind Shield Maintenance: Keep your defenses in top condition with our regular tune-ups.
• Telepathy Insurance: Protect yourself from the financial consequences of telepathic attacks.

Don't let the telepathic menace get you down. Visit us today and take control of your mind.

Learn more about our services and our founder's impressive collection of novelty brain-shaped hats.