Telepathic Resonance: A Method of Mind Control

Methods

			
				// Telepathic Resonance Algorithm
 minimalist version

				// Initialize telepathic frequency
				// Set resonant chamber
				// Connect to neural interface
				// Broadcast mental commands
			
			
				// Advanced Telepathic Resonance Algorithm
				// Integrate with AI for optimal frequency tuning
				// Employ neural network hacking
				// Implement mental shields for defense against telepathic interference
			
		

Example Use Cases

• Controlling world leaders for the greater good
• Stealing snacks from your roommate's kitchen without them noticing
• Conquering the world one mind at a time

Known Issues

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Unintended mental flatulence
• Risk of permanent brain damage

Advanced Resonance Hacking Techniques Mental Shielding: A Guide