Telepathic Resonance: A Method of Mind Control
Methods
// Telepathic Resonance Algorithm
minimalist version
// Initialize telepathic frequency
// Set resonant chamber
// Connect to neural interface
// Broadcast mental commands
// Advanced Telepathic Resonance Algorithm
// Integrate with AI for optimal frequency tuning
// Employ neural network hacking
// Implement mental shields for defense against telepathic interference
Example Use Cases
- Controlling world leaders for the greater good
- Stealing snacks from your roommate's kitchen without them noticing
- Conquering the world one mind at a time
Known Issues
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Unintended mental flatulence
- Risk of permanent brain damage
Advanced Resonance Hacking Techniques
Mental Shielding: A Guide