Quantum Bake Cookies
Welcome to the Quantum Bake Cookies headquarters!
Here's where the magic happens. Our team of highly-trained Quantum Bakers use advanced quantum computing to create the most delicious, most confusing cookies in the multiverse.
Quantum cookies are made with love, care, and a hint of uncertainty.
The Quantum Cookie
The Quantum Cookie: it's a cookie that defies the laws of physics and logic. It's got a 50% chance of being chocolate chip, a 30% chance of being oatmeal raisin, and a 20% chance of being a cookie that will make you question the nature of reality.
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Our Cookie Varieties
We offer a wide range of Quantum Cookie varieties, each with its own unique flavor profile and probability distribution:
Quantum Chocolate Chip
This cookie has a 90% chance of being chocolate chip, 5% chance of being a cookie that will make you question the nature of reality, and 5% chance of being a cookie that will summon a horde of quantum bakers to bake more cookies for you.
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Quantum Oatmeal Raisin
This cookie has a 40% chance of being oatmeal raisin, 30% chance of being a cookie that will make you question the nature of time and space, and 30% chance of being a cookie that will summon a swarm of quantum bakers to bake more cookies for you.
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