Welcome to Quantum Telephonics

We specialize in Quantum Telephonics, the most advanced, utterly confusing, and occasionally functional form of telecommunication known to humanity.

Our patented Quantum Telephonic Transceiver (Q3) can transmit information at speeds of up to 1000 km/s, but only if you're feeling particularly lucky.

Visit our subpage on Quantum Superposition for more information on how our technology works.

Quantum Fluctuation FAQ This subpage will be a satirical take on the real world's current state of quantum computing, poking fun at its limitations and the public's understanding of it. It will be full of absurd and humorous content, while still maintaining a sense of realism about the challenges of quantum computing.