Quantum Teleportation: Because Adulting is Hard

Subnuclear Travel for the Modern Human

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Side effects may include:

Temporary loss of identity
Uncontrollable teleportation to alternate dimensions
Mild to moderate disintegration of personal relationships
Unexplained changes in fabric of space-time