Loyalty Program - Quantum Teleportation Services

Earn rewards points for using our Quantum Teleportation Services

How does it work?

It's simple:

• Sign up for our loyalty program
• Teleport 10 or more times
• Earn 100 points per trip
• Redeem points for free teleports

Note: Points cannot be redeemed for cash. Sorry.

What can I get with my points?

Here are some options:

• Free teleportation to the Moon
• Free teleportation to the Sun
• Free teleportation to your ex's house

Note: Some options may not be available due to unforeseen quantum fluctuations.

Don't worry, it's not like we're charging you extra for the inconvenience.

Or are we?

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