Quantum Teleportation Safety Rules

You're getting close to actually teleporting, congratulations! But don't get too excited, safety is paramount.

Rule 1: Don't teleport over water. We can't stress this enough, folks. The consequences are... unpleasant.

Rule 2: Keep your clothes on. You wouldn't want to get teleported with your pants around your ankles, trust us.

Rule 3: No eating during teleportation. You don't want to be the one who teleports with a mouthful of nachos.

Rule 4: Stay alert during teleportation. No dozing off, no daydreaming. This is serious business.

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