Q: Is quantum teleportation safe?
A: Of course, it's perfectly safe. Just don't look at a quantum particle in the process, or it'll ruin the whole experience.
Q: Can I teleport with a pineapple in my pocket?
A: Why not? It's not like the laws of quantum physics are going to get in the way. Just be prepared for some serious pineapple-related complications.
Disclaimer: Teleporting with a pineapple is not recommended. Or is it?
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