Q: What is Quantum Teleportation?
A: Quantum Teleportation is a method of instantly transporting matter from one location to another, defying the laws of classical physics and common sense. But don't worry, we've made it safe and user-friendly for your convenience!
Q: How do I prepare for my first Quantum Teleportation session?
A: Simply put on the provided jumpsuit, hold your breath, close your eyes, and pray to the Quantum Gods that you don't end up in a parallel universe with an identical doppelganger.
Q: Will I experience motion sickness during Quantum Teleportation?
A: Ha! You think you're worried about motion sickness? You should be worried about Quantum Flux Induced Temporal Displacement Syndrome (QFITS). That's a real thing, we swear.
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