Welcome to Quantum Teleportation Insurance
Because you're probably going to teleport somewhere, and you can't be sure where.
Policy Details:
- Quantum Flux Coverage: We'll cover all the unexpected places you might end up.
- Temporal Displacement Benefits: Get rewarded for every hour you're stuck in an alternate timeline.
- Download Claim Form
- Read FAQs
Side Effects May Include:
- Frequent Disorientation
- Mild Existential Crisis
- Unpredictable Time-Stream Alignment