Welcome to Quantum Teleportation Insurance

Because you're probably going to teleport somewhere, and you can't be sure where.

Policy Details:

• Quantum Flux Coverage: We'll cover all the unexpected places you might end up.
• Temporal Displacement Benefits: Get rewarded for every hour you're stuck in an alternate timeline.
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Side Effects May Include:

• Frequent Disorientation
• Mild Existential Crisis
• Unpredictable Time-Stream Alignment