Quantum Teleportation: a service that lets you be in two places at once, but not really.
Warning: Quantum Teleportation is not actually teleportation. It's more like "Quantum Projection" or "Quantum Projectionism" (pending trademark approval).
But seriously, have you seen the lines for the bus?
We're not really sure how it works, but our scientists are working on it. In the meantime, you can try our beta version: Quantum Schrödinger.
Try Quantum Schrödinger and see where you end up!
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and/or spontaneous combustion.
Successful Transfers: 0 (but we're working on it)
Successful Transfers to the Kitchen: 1 (we're counting it)
Average Time Spent in Transit: 2.5 minutes (but who's counting?)
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