"Quantum commuting has changed my life! I no longer have to deal with traffic, parking, and finding a decent coffee shop near work. My only worry now is whether I'll materialize in my living room in a different dimension." - John D., Quantum Commuter
"I was skeptical at first, but after a few successful commutes, I'm hooked. My only complaint? The existential dread of potentially being splattered across the fabric of space-time." - Jane E., Quantum Commuter
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt... in the multiverse!
Disclaimer: Quantum commuting may not be for everyone. If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, please seek help:
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Quantum commuting is not for the faint of heart! Or should I say, it's for those with an iron stomach.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by quantum teleportation. You have been warned.