Causes
- Unfulfilled Groundhog Day wishes
- Unbeknownst rodent-related curses
- Over-reliance on 90s pop culture
Symptoms
- Recurring dreams of cheese
- Inability to remember the past 24 hours
- Uncontrollable urge to shout "I'm kind of a big deal"
Treatment Options
- Consult a specialist in rodent-induced temporal disorders
- Practice positive thinking (or just pretend you're Bill Murray)
- Eating more cheese
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