In a daring attempt to defy the space-time continuum, we've entangled two identical socks in a quantum experiment. Witness the thrill of quantum uncertainty as they simultaneously exist in multiple states.
The results are in, and they're astonishing! The entangled socks are now in multiple places at once. We're not sure what it means, but we're pretty sure it's going to change the world.
Interpretations of the Results
We're going to try and entangle more socks. Lots more socks.