Welcome to the Quantum Toasting Experiments laboratory, where the boundaries of toast physics are pushed to their absolute limits!
Our research involves the use of high-energy toasting devices to achieve unprecedented levels of toast crispiness.
Using our patented Toaster-Tron 3000, we are able to toast slices of bread to multiple states of crispiness simultaneously.
View specifications for the Toaster-Tron 3000.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Experiment 1: Quantum Toast Superposition for a truly mind-bending experience.
Or, if you'd rather not risk your sanity, try Tea for Two for a more relaxing experience.