Quantum toasting is the art of defying the fundamental laws of physics to create toast that is simultaneously burnt and not burnt, crispy and not crispy, and utterly delightful in its unpredictability.
Here are a few quantum toasting hacks to get you started:
- Use a toaster that is simultaneously a toaster and a microwave.
- Apply a quantum superposition of butter and jam to your toast for maximum flavor uncertainty.
- Prioritize the Schrödinger equation to toast the perfect amount of time.
For more advanced techniques, visit our Advanced Quantum Toasting page.