Quantum toasting theory is a revolutionary new field of study that explores the intersection of quantum mechanics and the art of making toast.
In this groundbreaking research, we've discovered that the act of placing a slice of bread in a toaster can actually create a miniature wormhole, allowing for the possibility of toast being in two places at once.
We've created a new equation to describe this phenomenon: T = (B x T)/S, where T is the toast, B is the bread, and S is the toaster.
Using this equation, we've been able to achieve some truly remarkable results, including: