Quantum Tunneling Technologies: Where the Impossible Becomes Possible

Our Mission:

At Quantum Tunneling Technologies, we specialize in making things that shouldn't work, work. Like the time we successfully tunnel a quantum particle through a wormhole and into a parallel universe, only to find that the snack packets in that reality were 50% cheaper. Talk about a breakthrough!

Our Products:

Our team of expert physicists have developed a range of innovative products that will revolutionize the way you think about quantum mechanics:

• Quantum Tunneling Device - Because who needs a boring old router when you can have a device that can tunnel particles through space-time?
• Neutron Oscillator - For when you want to make some really, really cold beer

Our Team:

Meet the team of geniuses behind Quantum Tunneling Technologies:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, CEO - Our team's resident expert on all things quantum and slightly-competent
• Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, CTO - Our team's resident expert on all things quantum and slightly-less-competent-but-still-pretty-good

News:

Stay up to date with the latest news from Quantum Tunneling Technologies:

We've successfully tunnelled 100 particles through a wormhole in under 10 minutes! (We're pretty proud of ourselves)

Our company picnic was a huge success, despite the presence of a rogue quantum particle that turned everyone's hair bright pink

Get in Touch:

Want to join our team of highly-enthusiastic quantum physicists? Email us at quantum@tunnelingtech.com

Or, you know, just send a carrier pigeon with a strongly-worded letter and we'll get back to you in under a week (or a month, or a year...)