Welcome to this completely-not-confusing guide to quantum uncertainty. I mean, it's not like we're trying to explain Schrödinger's cat or anything.
We've got wave functions, particles, and superposition all mixed up in here. It's like trying to fold a fitted sheet, but with probabilities and stuff.
Click here for our take on the Many-Worlds Interpretation, where every possibility is a reality, and every reality is a party.
Or, if you're feeling really uncertain, try our Schrödinger's Cat Explained in 10 Easy Steps.