As we've all learned from Prigogine's Principle, the only thing we're certain about is that our socks are probably not paired in the wash. But don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the universe's.
Prigogine's Principle states that if you're not sure if your socks are paired, they're probably not. And if you're sure they're not paired, you're probably just making it up.
But fear not, dear reader! For in the words of Prigogine, "The only thing we're certain about is that we're probably not certain about anything."