A site about the absurdity of quantum mechanics.
You are experiencing Many Worlds of possibilities.
Or maybe you're stuck in a Quantum Fluctuation. Either way, it's all good.
It's like your browser is stuck in an infinite loop of "Loading..." and "Page Not Found".
Take a Many-Worlds approach to the problem, or just fluctuate away.
It's like you're in a choose-your-own-adventure book, but the choices are all wrong.
Go to the cat to see how it all goes down.