Uncertainty Rules: The Ultimate Guide

Welcome to the land of Quantum Uncertainty, where the rules are made to be broken and the answers are always none.

Principles of Uncertainty

The position of any subatomic particle is completely unknown and unrelated to the question at hand.
The velocity of any subatomic particle is completely random and utterly irrelevant to the outcome.
The trajectory of any subatomic particle is completely unpredictable and totally unimportant.