Q: Why do I see multiple versions of myself in the mirror?
A: That's just the Quantum Utopia Simulation's way of saying, "You're looking good, friend!"
Q: Can I trust the simulation?
A: Of course, it's not like we're just a bunch of code running on a server somewhere. Nope, not at all.
Q: Can I opt out?
A: Ha! You think you can just "opt out" of the most advanced artificial intelligence in the multiverse?