Welcome to Black Hole Breeze, where the wind always blows backwards! Come for the thrill of feeling the air rush past your face, only to have it immediately reverse direction.
Our black hole is a marvel of modern science, carefully crafted to defy the fundamental laws of physics. And don't even get us started on the haircuts – you'll be needing a trim.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Space Tourism Packages for a truly out-of-this-world experience.