Welcome, fellow quantum physicists, to the most unpredictable party in the multiverse! Where the drinks are always on the house, and the laws of physics are just suggestions.
Join us for an evening of:
Don't worry about the dress code, just wear something that's at least 50% probability of being what you think it is.
Get your wings at Quantum Wing Recipes for more information on our culinary creations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quantum Wing Surfing for a chance to catch some wave-particles in the quantum sea.
Remember, in the words of the great physicist, Quantum Quote Machine, "The only thing more unpredictable than a quantum wing is a quantum physicist's haircut."
See you there, folks!