Quantum Wool Experiments

Where the fabric of reality is tested, thread by thread.

Current Experiment:

The Infinite Blanket of Existence

Researchers have been attempting to knit an infinite blanket of pure white wool, but the fabric keeps getting tangled in paradoxes.

Progress: 37% complete, 63% unraveling

The Transdimensional Twist

Our team has discovered a new technique to add an extra dimension to the wool fibers, allowing for more efficient entanglement.

Expected Impact: Reduced fabric fatigue, increased quantum stability