Our mission is simple: to report on the most mundane and repetitive events, ad infinitum. Whether it's the daily coffee machine breakdowns or the constant influx of stapler jams, we've got it covered.
Learn about our esteemed Committee of Utter Pointlessness
Read the Departmental Bureaucracy Brochure
And, of course, our annual report for the year 2022
We also have a Employee of the Month award for the most consistently underwhelming performance.
Or, if you're feeling extra productive, you can submit a report of your own!