Warning: this is the most efficient way to get lost in an infinite loop of paperwork.
Fill out form 345-6 in triplicate, then submit it to the correct department. Visit the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape for an explanation of why your request is being denied. Go to the Office of Infinite Looping for a thrilling experience in bureaucratic limbo. Loop the Loop: a 1000-page report on why your request is still being processed.