Welcome to the Quantum Chaos Theory Subsite

Where the Laws of Physics are Optional

Random Event 1:

A black hole has appeared in the local park, and it's eating all the picnic blankets.

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Random Event 2:

A group of cats has formed a union and is demanding better working conditions and more catnip.

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Random Event 3:

The local bakery has started serving quantum cakes that change flavor every 5 seconds.

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