Quantum Sauce 1: A Recipe for the Multiverse

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Schrödinger's cat hair
• 1/2 cup of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
• 1/4 cup of superpositioned eggs
• 1/8 cup of entangled salt

Cooking instructions:

1. Preheat your local reality to 375°F (190°C).
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the Schrödinger's cat hair, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, and superpositioned eggs.
3. Stir in the entangled salt until the mixture reaches a state of quantum superposition.
4. Season with a pinch of probability and serve.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Temporary loss of free will
• Increased likelihood of spontaneous combustion

For more recipes in the Quantum Sauce series, visit:

Quantum Sauce 2: The Many-Worlds Edition

Or:

Quantum Gravy: A Recipe for the Quantum Foam

And if you're feeling adventurous:

Quantum Sauce in a Box: A Recipe for the Quantum Boxed Set