Quantum Parmesan FAQ
A guide to the most elusive, dimension-defying cheese of all time.
Q: Is it a cheese?
A: Technically, yes. But also no. It's a trans-dimensional entity that defies categorization.
Q: Can I taste it?
A: Only if you can navigate the Multiverse and find the Cheesemerge.
Q: Is it real?
A: Real is a human construct, a fleeting concept in the face of Quantum Reality. Ask the Multiverse authorities, they'll tell you it's definitively real.