Our Projects - Reality Distortion Simulator

Welcome to our lab where we're trying to bend the fabric of reality to our will. Or at least, we're trying.

Current Projects

We're working on:

• Chrono Displacement Technology - Time travel without the need for a spaceship!
• Quantum Telepathy - Because who needs phone calls when you can just hear your friend's thoughts!
• Neo-Butterfly Effect Generator - Create your own personalized reality distortions, one butterfly at a time!

Submissions

We're always on the lookout for talented reality distorters. If you're interested in joining our team, send us your resume and a cover letter explaining why you want to distort reality for a living.