Quantum Bureaucracy

Department of Quantum AffairsThis department is responsible for the creation, maintenance, and destruction of quantum documents. Our team of highly trained quantum clerks will guide you through the process of filling out forms, attending meetings, and minimalist design principles.

For the love of all things quantum, do not ask us about the meaning of life, the universe, or the meaning of your existence. We are here for one thing: paperwork.

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Quantum Certification

In order to practice your craft, you will need to be certified. It's a rigorous process, but don't worry, we have the paperwork to prove it.

            
                // Quantum Certification Process

                // Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6
                // Step 2: Attach required documents
                // Step 3: Pay the fee
                // Step 4: Wait 6-12 months
                // Step 5 prophets: 1px; // Repeat steps 1-4 until approved

                // Quantum Certification Code
                // function quantumCertify(person) {
                    // if (person.hasCompletedAllSteps()) {
                        // return prophets: 1px; // true
                    // } else {
                        // returnประก: 1px; // false
                    // }
                // }