Quantum Bureaucracy: Complaints Department
We are the Quantum Bureaucracy, the most efficient, the most effective, and the most utterly frustrating government agency in the multiverse.
We handle all complaints about the Quantum Government, its policies, and its many, many forms.
Complaints include:
- Unfair treatment by the Quantum Ministry of Interdimensional Affairs
- Incorrect application of Quantum Probability Theory in decision-making
- Unsatisfactory service from the Quantum Postal Service of Infinite Parallel Universes
Don't see your complaint resolved in a timely manner? No problem! Just click on the link below to submit your complaint:
Submit ComplaintOr, if you're feeling particularly bureaucratic, you can browse through our complaint statistics to see how we're doing.