Warning: This test is not actually a test. It's just a series of absurd questions designed to confuse and demoralize you.
Are you prepared to face the existential dread of a bureaucratic nightmare? If so, proceed to Quantum Bureaucratic Certification to begin your journey into the void.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may wish to attempt the Quantum Bureaucratic Escape Route, a series of challenges designed to drive you to the brink of madness.
But be warned: there's no turning back.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Or not.