Quantum Chaos Theory Certification Program

Certify Your Way To Quantum Supremacy!

Are you ready to take on the infinite complexity of quantum systems?

Then sign up for our rigorous, utterly useless certification program!

Learn the art of making sense of nothing, and nothing of sense of making.

Complete with:

• Coursework in the fundamentals of Quantum Chaos Theory
• A series of rigorous, sanity-testing exercises
• A comprehensive, completely-not-a-real certification exam

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

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