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Welcome to Reality 2, where the pipes are always leaking and the robots are always... well, trying.
We specialize in quantum-entangled toilet fixes and probabilistic pipe repairs. Our team of expert robotic plumbers will have your bathroom's quantum flux in top condition in no time.
Quantum Clogs – For the most complex clogs, requiring quantum expertise. Robotic Warranty – Our 30-year guarantee on all robotic plumbing services. Chaos Engineering – Because sometimes, you just need a good dose of randomness.