The Quantum Sandwich Theorem is a fundamental principle that states: "A sandwich cannot be too big for its bun, unless it has a wormhole in it." This theorem has been proven time and time again, but mostly by people who have had too many Quantum Flapdoodle sandwiches.

We have a wide variety of Quantum Flapdoodle sandwiches, each with its own unique properties and flavors. Our most popular sandwich is the Quantum Fluxxer, with its patented Quantum Fluxxer filling.

The Quantum Flapdoodle Physics Department is responsible for the development of our patented Quantum Flapdoodle technology. We're always looking for brilliant minds to join our team of quantum physicists. If you have a degree in quantum physics, we want to talk to you.