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1. You will not use our quantum flux technology for nefarious purposes, such as stealing the world's pizza supplies or controlling the minds of world leaders.
2. You will not attempt to communicate with the quantum flux entities, except for purely scientific purposes, and even then, only through a third-party mediator, because, let's be real, those entities are a bit toxic.
3. You will not use our website to store your cat's Instagram account, because, let's face it, that's just creepy.