Subspace Laws

Welcome to the Subspace Laws, a collection of rules for traversing the infinite expanse of quantum realms.

Law 1: Do Not Attempt to Causally Loop the Space-Time Continuum

Attempting to loop the space-time continuum will result in severe reality fragmentation and possible paradoxical repercussions.

Law 2: Respect the Quantum Flux

The quantum flux is a delicate balance of probabilities and energies. Disrupting it can have unintended consequences, such as creating miniature black holes or summoning an unending supply of nacho cheese.

Law 3: Never Trust a Quantum Entity with a Name Starting with 'Z'

Entities with names starting with 'Z' are inherently untrustworthy. They may attempt to sell you a fake reality TV show or convince you to invest in a pyramid scheme.