Warning: Rogue Agents Operating in Quantum Leapspace
In a shocking turn of events, reports have been confirmed that rogue quantum leaping agents have infiltrated the quantum leaping program. Their motives are unknown, but their methods are not:
If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, please do not panic:
- Unexplained quantum fluctuations in your local probability density function
- Unusual temporal dissonance in your vicinity
- Spontaneous generation of quantum entanglements in your kitchen sink
For assistance, please contact our Quantum Leap Response Team at 1-800-LEAP-TEAM