In a world where time and space are relative, our coffee is too.
Our expert roasters carefully calibrate each bean to ensure maximum flavor and minimum decoherence.
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Our beans have been carefully crafted to defy the laws of physics, but still somehow manage to taste amazing.
Order now and experience the thrill of a coffee that's as unpredictable as it is delicious!
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