By using our Quantum Coffee Machine, you agree to our privacy policy.
We don't collect any information, because, let's be real, we're a coffee machine. But, if you insist on sending us a form, we'll use it for our internal "Coffee Connoisseur" newsletter.
However, if you're a rogue time-traveler from the past, please don't try to send us any pre-1985 forms. We have strict "no temporal anomalies" policies.
For our "Quantum Entanglement" feature, please note that we'll use your data to create an entangled state of consciousness in our machine's brain. Don't worry, it's just for fun.
Want to read more about our Quantum Entanglement feature? Or maybe Coffee Taste Buds?
Or, if you're really bored, Quantum FAQ is a thing too.