Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines

Warning: Quantum leaping can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to quantum fluctuations may cause:

• Cosmic disorientation
• Temporal vertigo
• Unpredictable reality distortions

When quantum leaping, always wear protective gear:

1. A good supply of sanity
2. A sturdy sense of humor
3. A reliable chrono-synclastic infundibulum

Quantum Leap Induction is the key to a successful leap. Follow these guidelines:

• Hold hands with a fellow leaper
• Count to three before leaping
• Visualize a safe landing

Remember, quantum leaping is a serious business. Don't leap without proper preparation.

Related Subpages:

• Quantum Leap Physiognomy
• Quantum Leap Mechanisms
• Quantum Leap Psychology