Quantum Leaps: Advanced Tips for the Discerning Time Traveler

Are you ready to take your time travel to the next level?

Here are some advanced tips to help you navigate the complexities of quantum leaps:

1. Avoid Paradoxes

Don't be a paradoxical novice. Make sure to research the local timeline before leaping in. You wouldn't want to accidentally kill your own grandmother, would you?

2. Master the Art of Temporal Displacement

Learn to displace your mass effectively to avoid leaving a temporal footprint. It's like being a ninja, but with more time dilation.

3. Don't Get Caught

Leave no temporal evidence behind. Shred your clothes, destroy any records, and delete your social media accounts. Trust us, it's for your own good.