Welcome, esteemed members of the Quantum Pineapple Illuminati.
To harness the power of quantum entanglement for the purpose of growing the most majestic, the most regal, and the most utterly bewildering pineapples the world has ever known.
We are a secret society of master chefs, physicists, and ninja warriors, united in our quest for pineapple perfection.
Applications for membership are now closed. But we're always on the lookout for talented individuals with a passion for quantum pineapples.
If you're feeling brave, try knocking on the door at 3 AM. We'll be there.
Email: [quantumpineapple@illuminati.org](mailto:quantumpineapple@illuminati.org)
Phone: 1-800-QUANTUM-1